WRECKED NEW FERRARI | NAKED |RAN POLICE BARRICADES | MUSHROOM SHROOM TRIP!

Jeff Sterns  0:00  
Man possibly high and probably naked, charged with DUI and leaving scene of crash involving property damage.

Speaker 2  0:08  
I was the I was the new driver. I hadn't done mushrooms since I was, you know, in high school. I had a three day old black Ferrari 430 Spider when you're tripping things just get a little trippy go nuts all over the place and the cops rolling straight onto me. I get out of the car, and I've got no clothes on. And the doctor the next day said it sounded like I was speaking in tongues.

Speaker 3  0:37  
Jeff Sterns connected through cars, if they're big wigs, we'll have him on the show. And yes, we'll talk about cars and everything else. Here he is now, Jeff Sterns.

Jeff Sterns  0:54  
Let me read this headline to man, possibly high and probably naked, charged with DUI and leaving scene of crash involving property damage. Sound familiar?

Unknown Speaker  1:06  
Yeah, it sounds a little familiar.

Jeff Sterns  1:07  
Was that you? Tony?

Speaker 2  1:09  
If you plan on reading the article, I think you'll see my name in it. I was there. I was actually there.

Jeff Sterns  1:15  
Were you a witness or how were you there?

Speaker 2  1:19  
No, I was the I was the new driver. You are the perp? Unfortunately, I forgot my clothing for that ride.

Jeff Sterns  1:26  
Well, we got to hear the story. Tony.

Speaker 2  1:29  
I had started the dog rescue with a girl that I was dating and, and it was her birthday. I hadn't done mushrooms since I was, you know, in high school. And a buddy of mine gave me a big bag of mushrooms. And it was her birthday. And so instead of being responsible with them, which I didn't even know I should be, because it had been so long since I had done them. We ate all of them.

Jeff Sterns  1:58  
How big is a big bag of mushrooms? 10 grams. 10 grams of magic mushrooms. Okay. Yeah. So

Speaker 2  2:06  
if you listen to Terence McKenna, who was like the one of the kind of longtime psychedelic gurus and five grams of mushrooms is what they what he what he termed as a heroic dose. So I was in the shower, and they started to kick in a little bit. And my girlfriend at the time comes in. Right when I get out and she pulls me into the garage, I had a three day old black Ferrari 430 Spider, and drags me into the into the garage, we get in the car. Now she's got me in the car nude, they're starting to kick in. She's begging me to just go for a ride around the block. You know, it was a new car.

Jeff Sterns  2:51  
Now she partaking also or she, she's, yeah, she's

Speaker 2  2:54  
partaking well, okay, she's partaking also. So, you know, we're just sitting in the garage, and then, you know, I pull the car out and pull it in front of her home. And we're just sitting there, you know, with the top down, you know, the stars around, you know, we're just in the driveway. And she convinces me that I need to take her for a ride to a friend's house, which obviously was not going to happen. And I insisted that hey, you know, if I drive like this, you know, we'll probably I'll probably wind up in jail. Now that was kind of I should have listened to myself right then. But as the shrooms kept kicking in more and more, I was like, okay, yeah, we'll go around the block, you know, no problem. So around the block, we were in Delray, and around the block you know, we came out into onto Atlantic Avenue in downtown Delray made a left on federal highway going north up towards Palm Beach. And we were on our way on the way up to Palm Beach we're traveling you know, at rapid rates of speed. Once I got up into Palm Beach, you come around a big turn on a one a coming up into ocean and then the next thing you know, you're right on the ocean on your left, you've got all the huge houses. You know, we've been doing 100 plus miles an hour all the way up all the way up federal highway. So the cops were already looking for me, obviously now, are you in a towel or nothing? Nothing. And thank God I didn't know but thank God she brought a pair of pink seersucker shorts, she had them on the floor of the car, but I'll get into that in a little bit because that was a little that was like my saving grace when I you know when when everything went down. We came around the corner, there's like a circle. We came around the corner and now we're on ocean and flying up into into Palm Beach and I see a cop car coming the other way coming at me. We booked a quick U turn came around back around traveling south and as we came around the term, there were three cops there to block me in. So it was kinda like one of those. Boom, boom, boom. As far as you know just you know kind of dodging those guys and and poking out on Southern Boulevard towards pump towards West Palm and you

Jeff Sterns  5:09  
didn't come in contact with you didn't like Gray's or hit any of these cars you just

Speaker 2  5:13  
raised no I had already run over a couple of stop signs on my way up to Palm Beach because it was just you know when you're tripping things just get a little trippy. So so the car was already banged up. But when I came around I did I did I caught something there because I got I got it's in that I think it's in that it's definitely in the police report. I think it's in the article too. But, you know, we went out southern Boulevard, you know, at a rapid rate of speed and the cops didn't chase me. So now we're heading up towards West Palm. And this dog rescue. Now that rescue today is the largest no kill shelter in the country. But we had you know, it was ours before we turned it over to this woman it's called Big Dog ranch. Now they they bring in dogs from China from you know from Puerto Rico with the hurricanes she's got up to she could take in now up to 1000 dogs. But we took her dogs originally, she had a bunch of Weimer runners in her house. This is like a like a highfalutin Palm Beach, you know, Palm Beach woman. But in anyway, we're on our way out to we're gonna go to the rescue. So we had 70 dogs there at the time. So we're we're heading to the, to the rescue.

Jeff Sterns  6:29  
You're not thinking anything about that you kind of went through a blockade? No, no, you went through and now we're going to the dog right now. I

Speaker 2  6:37  
feel like I'm driving around in a missile. Okay, right. You know, the the inside of the car looks like a spaceship. You know, when I'm training for I know, Ferrari 430. Yeah, I'm tripping pretty good. Okay. So I didn't realize how demolished the car already was from running over a couple of the stop signs on the way up there. So we're heading out towards the rescue. And when we when we we get to was in Wellington at the time. So when we get up, and I couldn't tell you like exactly where where we were, but somehow we got sidetracked. And there's a, we go past a park. And there's a sign on the gate of the park that says closed, you know, and they had the gate was you know, the gate was locked. So she's like, you know, park should never be closed. And I'm like, I agree. So we decided that driving through that gate into the park was a good idea. So we go flying through the gate, doing donuts all over the place of pull the car up and down here, like you'll have parking on one side, then you'll have grass, and then you'll have parking on the other side. So I'll see if I can do this for you. Kinda like this. So got to where I couldn't move the car. And I didn't know why. And I didn't care. And we were just sitting in there, you know, this, again, the stars are out. It's a perfect night. And you know, we're just sitting there listening to the music. And then the next thing you know, I'm facing this way, you've got the grass here, and the cops rolling straight on to me. And they asked me to get out of the car over the loudspeaker. So my first reaction was, well, you know, hey, I got you know, I got away from the first group of cops, I'm gonna get away from them. I'm gonna get away from these guys too, when I go to move the car, but the car doesn't move. It's just like, you know, it's kind of like doing that so that the the rescue asked me to get out of the car. So I get out of the car. And I've got no clothes on. So the cops, cops, like, hey, put some clothes on. And thank God she had brought the car suckers, which is perfect for Palm Beach. By the way. I mean, if you're going to be if you're going to be in any pair of shorts, you might as well be in a pair of pink co soccers. Right. She throws me the shorts. And I put the shorts on. And the cop comes over to me and he's like, you know, he can tell that I don't smell of alcohol. And then he's like, What is going on with you guys? Now the car is demolished? Okay, I mean, demolish that it was totaled. The car was totaled. I didn't even I didn't hit another car. Nothing the car was completely totaled.

Jeff Sterns  9:23  
The car is the Lamborghini from the Jordan Belfort lewd scene coming home

Speaker 2  9:28  
lately completely fucking destroyed. Okay, I probably I probably ran over more than more than a couple of stop signs on the way up there. You know plus a plus I just blasted through this gate, okay on top of that, and and done a bunch of donuts but I look back while I put the shorts on and while I'm putting the shorts on I look back and the rear wheel on the driver side. The tire wasn't gone. The entire wheel Oh, the whole thing is off the car, which obviously is why you know why I couldn't escape. He asked me what I'm doing up there. You know, I tell him Listen, we're going up to our dog rescue and he's like dog rescue, what's a dog rescue? And I said, you know, like, like a dog like Ruff ruff. So when you read that article, you'll read in there that she says that was barking like a dog, which I wasn't barking like a dog. And I just, I just, you know, I had just done a little bit too much of a little too much of you know, I didn't have any respect for mushrooms. You know, I didn't realize if you want to be responsible with them, you should really weigh them first. So you know exactly how much you're being dosed. So, you know, to make a long story short, you know, they arrested me, took me in, apparently, when I got when I was, when they put me in the holding tank. I was told the next day they moved me because apparently I went like deep into where I was at and must have been peeking while I was in jail. And the doctor the next day said, it sounded like I was speaking in tongues and they moved me out of that out of that original holding cell and put me in my own. And that doctor had come in in the morning and had asked me you know, before they released me it asked me who's the president you know, they asked me a you know, a bunch of different questions before they were going to release me. So that's kind of the Ferrari story there, Jeff.

Speaker 3  11:32  
This has been Jeff Sterns connected through cars

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